There have been a rash of tuba thefts from the band rooms of the LA Unified School District. Tubas are expensive, and this loss is sorely felt. It underlines, however, that TUBAS ARE HOT!
Tubas are hot
In the subways of Barcelona
they replace the double bass
In the bandas of Los Angeles
the tuba man gets double pay
’cause he draws all the girls
Tuba in the Barcelona subway, playing for change.
So Cal Yankee 